Mumsaid judge not lest ye be judged...part two.
I am a terrible mother. Here's why: 1) Sometimes my children are up past 8pm. 2) When feverish or teething, my children take children's acetaminophen. And it's red. And they like it. 3) They have had all of their shots. 4) My daughter goes topless at home. 5) I don't shut the blinds OR the front door. 6) We don't wind up the cords from the blinds either. They dangle freely like vines in a jungle. 7) My children have both painted before age 2. And used crayons. And markers. And glue. It tastes good. 8) My children eat Happy Meals. Chicken nuggets have white meat in them, never mind the percentage that is actual meat. 9) Apple Dippers? WTF?? I stopped asking if they'd like Apple Dippers. They wanted fries. And now Apple Dippers come in Happy Meals anyway. 10) Our vegetables and fruits are not organic. 11) Our meat may or may not be grass fed. I never asked. 12) I am lucky if I can get Green Warrior to eat said pest